for me the biggest unsolved mystery of the world is whether or not My Immortal was a trollfic or a legitimate fanfiction that someone sat down and wrote.
It was not a trollfic. She was 11/12 at the time.
au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home
on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”
#I’M FUCKING SCREAMING #THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD THO #ODYSSEUS’ GF PENELOPE IS STUCK AT ANOTHER PARTY #GETTING HIT ON BY DOUCHES FROM ANOTHER FRAT #BUT ODYSSEUS HAS TO LIKE FIND A NEW CAR AND TRIES TO BORROW ONE FROM THIS CHICK WHO GIVES HIM SOME FUCKIN LACED POT OR SOMETHING BC HE FEELS LIKE HE’S BEEN THERE FOREVER #AND MEANWHILE PENELOPE HAS BEEN FORCED TO SAY THAT SHE’LL GO HOME WITH WHOEVER CAN BEAT HER AT BEERPONG #ONLY SHE’S FUCKIN LEGENDARY #SUCKS TO SUCK THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN BEAT HER IS ODYSSEUS #BUT HE HAS TO BE ON THE DL BC THIS FRAT HATES HIS GUTS #AND HE BEATS HER #AND SHE KNOWS IT’S HIM
#oh no #nope #nein #this was completely and utterly unnecessary #why is this #I mean #now of course I want all the rule 63ed Frollo #gaunt sharp-edged implacable Mistress of Justice #she wanted to be a martyr but Rome fell long ago—she wanted to be a mystic bride of christ but the visions never came #so instead she is this—Sophia and Justita; blind and never-stinting #her flesh mortified and her will righteous #but then #Esmerelda #dancing on the rue de la cite #the love is still terrible and twisted; the shame is still burning under Frollo’s skin however she tries to fisplace it #…but god do I want that story
It was just going to be a sketch and then my hand slipped
oh my actual god yes yes yes
It’s much more sinister and terrifying with the same female pronouns when you consider that lesbian and bisexual women have actually been burned to death by the church. It adds another chilling layer to this song.
Guess what I just found out.
Tony actively staged an attack as a way of defeating the SHRA before Stamford.
Did Steve ever find out about this. Did Tony ever tell Steve. I have so many questions and feelings OH GOSH.
#ITS BEEN 10 YEARS#AND PEOPLE STILL THINK TONY STARK WAS A POWER HUNGRY MANIAC#STOP BRINGING UP CIVIL WAR AS IF IT SOMEHOW JUSTIFIES SHIT LIKE SUPERIOR IRON MAN#ROLLS OVER IN MY GRAVE IM SO SICK OF PEOPLE CALLING TONY A VILLAIN WITHOUT EVEN BOTHERING TO UNDERSTAND WHY HE DID WHAT HE DID#THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY YOU COULD BE SHALLOW ENOUGH TO THINK THAT STEVE IS 100% RIGHT ESP IF YOU LOOK AT ALL OF SHRA AND HOW ITD AFFECT EVERYONE#TONY AND STEVE DID EQUALLY BAD THINGS THEY’RE BOTH TO BLAME FOR THE MESS#DONT YOU DARE POINT FINGERS AT TONY AND HOLD STEVE UP TO BE THE GOOD GUY#CIVIL WAR: THE STORY OF TWO WHITE DUDES WHO ARE EQUALLY PROBLEMATIC AND HAVE TOO MUCH UNRESOLVED (SEXUAL) TENSION BETWEEN THEM
(tags via krusca)
All of the above.
Anyone else just sitting alone in your room whispering “crisp” over and over again slowly?
the only time two presidents have had sex with each other that we know of
somebody please tell me how a twilight porn fanfiction ended up as a best seller and got a movie adaptation
(Scroll down to the yellow highlighted post)
This is one the most fascinating pieces on fandom dynamics that I’ve ever read.