do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
Zoolander: the gift that keeps giving.
This is everything I have ever wanted from the internet
All I can think about now is how Bucky’s last mission before CA:TWS required that he go to a bunch of gross music industry parties undercover as a male model and his dead-eyed shrug in response to all attempts at conversation made him the #1 most popular hipster in the room no matter where he ended up.
"Do you like this band?"
"So like, do you do your own hair?"
- Diaval having no idea how human courting works and trying to figure out how to gain Maleficent’s romantic affection
- Diaval being all antsy (+ more bold than usual) when mating season comes along
- Diaval and Maleficent sharing the tree she slept in as a child, with Mal in her usual spot and Dia sleeping in raven form a few branches above her
- Diaval collecting a whole bunch of tiny, shiny trinkets and things and hanging them up all over the tree until Maleficent gets pissed off because it’s so cluttered it’s beginning to lean over
- Diaval being surprised when Phillip tells him that, no, doing a courtship dance won’t help him attract Maleficent because it’s a bird thing
- Diaval not being too physically attracted to Maleficent because “mehh all humanoid women look vagely the same to me” but then she gets her wings back and it’s like “shIT SHE’S HOT”
Do u guys even realize the shipping possibilities what with Diaval being a ravenman because I do
okay but can you imagine Bucky fucking something up and Steve’s laughing at him and Bucky glares and goes “Would you stop laughing at my boner and help me do something about it?”
and somewhere in the background Sam chokes on his food, knocks his knee into the counter and falls over to curl up on the floor and Steve just laughs louder